Monday, December 17, 2007

On the Fifth Day: Brrr.


We got pummeled with snow yesterday. When I wasn't breaking my back trying to clear off the driveway I was ensconced inside generally cursing my fate and mucking about with my camera. So for the fifth day of Christmas I find myself in a state of delusion. There are certain things that I am in desperate need of. For starters a warm place where tiki decor would be considered appropriate.

I found myself snapping pictures in my wood paneled basement and thinking of the motherland. Not in any nostalgic manner really. More of a "damn it's hot there and there isn't a snowflake in sight" kind of way. All I need is 1. Bowl of deviled cadju nuts 2. A Lion Lager for our man the fascist 3. An arrack and Coke for the Colombian 4. A yet to be determined drink for me and 5. Ice along with some warm weather. Hmm. I suppose the fifth day of Christmas then would be spent at Global Towers minus the A/C.

Here's a taste of the insanity that we had to deal with.


The view from my bedroom window



Our wee snowed in alcove. The snowdrifts by the garage door were way higher



Oliver occupying himself while I tried to figure out how to start the snow blower



So that big block of white? The snow that accumulated on the top of our iron patio table. That shit just did not stop falling



Completely ignoring me and refusing to make eye contact after we were done and I called him into the house. The git.


Now don't you wish that you were someplace warm where tiki decorations would be appropriate?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is tiki decor ever appropriate?

rasti said...

I want to say that it is in Polynesia, but that's really pushing it.

Warmth and sun. I want it.

Gah.

Anonymous said...

I is confused. There be 5 days in Christmas or did beastie go on strike? Or have you been living in a turkey-infused haze and incapable of posting?

Also, one lion lager would not cut it. I'd need more. And Big Bite biriyani after? ;)

It's warm and sunny here, git. Very pleasant today. Feathery clouds and all that.

zlot said...

You lazy bastid. You are seven days short!