This is My United States of Whatever

I watched the Presidential debate last night. 1.5 hours of my life that I will never get back. I was so bored and tempted to just turn it off and walk away, but I forced myself to sit through it. Oilver was out COLD. (The same thing happened to him during the DNC, he slept right through Al Sharpton's speech. Usually he's a pretty good judge, if something sucks he sleeps through it. Let me tell you, he's got KILLER taste in music, his only downfall, he enjoys Britney Spears.) Anyways. *yawn* I'm falling asleep just talking about last night. I wonder though if they found another bulge in the President's jacket.

God Squad
Am I the only one who felt really uncomfortable with all the Christian references last night? I don't know man, but the whole collision of Church and state, it doesn't sit all that well with me. While on the subject though, I've always wondered about this. George W. Bush claims very voiciferously that he's a Christian etc. What he stands for seems to be in direct contradiction. He is a proponent of the death penalty, but he's against abortion b/c it's taking away someone else's life. He wants America to be the global leader in spreading peace and justice, but his closest allies in the "War on Terror" happen to be vehmently against that. *cough* Saudia Arabia *cough* torturing people *cough* Let's not get started with Guantanamo. It just makes me sad the things that politicians do to further their own agendas in the guise of noble things like justice and peace when in actuality it's done in self interest.

It was like a tripod
Aiya and I talking about dogs on Thanksgiving day.
Aiya - I saw this gorgeous dog the other day. It was a Husky.
Me - Oh yeah?
Aiya - Yeah, you know the kind that has like those cool coloured eyes. But it only had three legs. So it was actually more like a tripod. But a really weird shaped tripod.
Me - I wonder how it pees
Aiya - Yeah i thought about that too. See it's right front leg is missing, so if it holds up it's back left leg to pee then it'll be able to balance without falling over.

I've been updating pretty frequently. Just watch though. It'll all go to crap pretty soon.

*Special thanks goes out to aiya, for getting that song stuck in my head at an early juncture this evening.