Wednesday, August 29, 2007

My apologies in advance to Coolio. But, there ain't no party like a fascist party, 'cause a fascist party don't stop*

So it would seem that after a bit of gentle coaxing my good friend the manSage has launched his blog, tiny little fascist. Go and read it!

A background of sorts if you will.

If drac was to ever enter into a same-sex relationship with someone who lived on a different continent from him, manSage would be the one to do that with. Like mein own dear lover Sage he exhibits a few indispensable talents. Like the ability to do rudimentary mathematics.

Mostly, when it comes to taking care of bills and tips, the receipts are handed over thataway. Because. Um. Well. I can't do math. Once when we were at Global Towers he discovered that we had been billed for 70 Elephant House Ginger Beers. I like to knock the EGB back as much as the rest of them, but I probably would've paid the bill and left none the wiser if it wasn't for his Shylock-like bent. Let's not get into the time where he saved me a whole TWENTY-FIVE Rupees at Perera and Sons. I don't think the world is ready for that story yet.

So while my last two posts from Sri Lanka were totally emotastic, I must say that the newly minted tiny little fascist (aka the manSage) helped me keep my sanity as did my lover. But that's a given ;)

Real blog post coming up. And if you see "micro mini marcos" (as in Imelda Marcos) cropping up on tiny little fascist, don't be alarmed 'tis really me. Thought I'd go along with the theme of wee little leaders just for fun. Keep your eyes peeled for "itty bitty amin," I hear he's a real dick.

*For the uninitiated, it's from "Sumpin' New"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oy vey. You went with the Imelda theme. I always knew that was a shoe in. *snigger*

Anonymous said...

Pfft. I've tried commenting a few times. Risked life and limb and nothing happens! Sri Lanka, for you.
Just wanted to stay, just a little touched; tears leapt to my eyes.
And in my defence, 70 EGBs is a bit excessive by any measure. Even in my 'fairly sloshed but still refuse to sing karaoke' state.
The bastards underestimated us. Tossers!

rasti said...

Amin: Hilarious as always. I think you should re-assess that PhD and focus all energies on a stand up career.

tlf: No such emotion is allowed to be exhibited in these parts so quit it Nancy.

I'm still stinging from your refusal to sing "Loosing My Religion" despite promising to do so. Git.

Anonymous said...

Ahoy!

I tried finding other contact info for you, but Blogger's all I could find. So, Blogger comment! Um, my name's Natalia, and I'm an arts editor at the Ryersonian (the Ryerson journalism school's paper). We're doing a piece involving Great Lenin's Ghost, and it is evident that you've officially taken the best GLG! photo on the Interwebs. If you get this before Tuesday evening, would you please (pretty please) allow us to run that GLG photo (or some other cool one you might have)? Credit will be given. Give me a yell at nmanzocc at ryerson dot ca. --nat