Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Happy Birthday Albehhhh!


Alby and Tool, bringing sexy back since the mid '80s


Aww. My little Alby is growing up so fast. Happy Birthday! I wish I could make it out to Molly's and watch you get hammered tonight. But alas, that's what happens when you decide to get your edumacation in the middle of a wheat field. Not my fault.

All the best babycakes, and remember, eventually a boy who can do math will come your way.

And just for you a special birthday edition of quips from lunch at Spring Rolls.

Tool: Should I tell him that he gave me incorrect change?

Me: Don't give him a good tip, he sucked.

Alby: I don't know Tool, that is a lot of cash he gave back to you.

Tool: Hang on, (counting furiously) I gave him 10 bucks and I've got like 12 bucks in change. WTF.

Me: Hot damn, clearly he now deserves a good tip.

Tool: No I feel bad, he's going to get into crap when they check the till.

Me: And that's a problem because?

Tool: Well. I know what it's like to screw up the change and stuff. (Calls waiter over.) Excuse me, but I think you gave me the wrong change back

Waiter: Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought you gave me a 20 instead of a 10. (Returns proper change)

Tool: Damn you concious. I mean conscience. It's conscience right?

Me: Oh, Tool.

7 comments:

zlot said...

It was alby's b'day too?

Anonymous said...

hmm...restrain oneself from perving...restrain...restrain...this is hard...

rasti said...

sloth: yup, all three of us are Feb-babies

N: you and about 95% of the male population ;)

SpectralCentroid said...

Tool looks a bird...

Anonymous said...

Belated b'day wishes :)

rasti said...

spectral: indeed she is a bird, but not the smartest of the flock so to speak.

chicken: thanks ;)

Anonymous said...

would be tempted to say "not being the smartest in the flock" makes her even more attractive...but...I won't :)